Ralic
05-08-2007, 12:24 PM
#1. Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
#2. How santa knows:
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
#3. Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?
He doesn't like artificial toppings.
Keep em comming, ill get some more good ones later.
#2. How santa knows:
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
#3. Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?
He doesn't like artificial toppings.
Keep em comming, ill get some more good ones later.