Anone heard about chuck norris?

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Does anyone know who Chuck Norris is?
you know were he live?

try go on www.google.com and type in Find Chuck Norris and try the luck.
then see what google says.

It's says that god made the world, thats because Chuck Norris had a day off. :P

anyone know any more of these sentences?

post them here ;)

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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.


2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.


3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.


4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


5. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


8. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


9. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


10. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Found them on the web. Knew some of them before though.

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nice you knew many :P or just copied from the web :P i tried find some but i failed XD

[.Peak]

hehe is u search for "find chuck noris" on "google" and press "try my luck" u will come on screen:
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person"

scary huh?

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he i see you tried what i said ;)

funny hehe

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lirlz chuck norris is epicstyles.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Peryton]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

MY favourite : Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[Mehhht]

Some of my fav are

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

[Chipe]

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die.

We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

Chuck Norris bites the hand that feeds him�and eats their entrails.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Chuck Norris a day kills.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.

Chuck Norris invented the apple.

Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of **** and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.

Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.

Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

Chuck norris invented the corndog.

The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Chuck Norris belives the hype.

Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.

Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.

Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.

Chuck Norris won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

Chuck Norris’ IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight

Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris digs graves with a shoe horn.


who wants the other 8 pages?

[affliction91]

COPING FROM THE web is like cheating on your grade 2 maths exam lol. SAD my favourite is " CHUCK NORRIS CAN KILL 2 STONES WITH ONE BIRD" lol makes me rofl every time

[myaim]

yes i want to laugh more and mroe xD

[Danta]

they built the great wall of china to keep chuck norris out, it failed miserably

[Sean]

Theres too many chuck norris jokes out now :lol:

[CuddleMuffins]

Very amusing but he's not that good O.o

[Cirno]

Chuck norris jokes make me want to headbutt a kitten.

[Splash]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure/heal anyone, too bad he never cries.

[affliction91]

some kids at my school wrote chuck norris on some anwser for maths. i was one of them. the teacher didn't laugh. Silly OLD HAG =]

[Kirarose]

There isn't a chin behind chuck norris' beard, just another fist.